Sunday 20 May 2012

Who the hell are you?




.... you really should think before you speak (or write)






I'm Adam Williams, this is my blog and that's pretty much all I'm sure of (well it's not YOUR blog!).

While I certainly don't guarantee I'm an expert at anything (even though I've been credited on some of our favourite prime time television shows as being an expert), I can definitely guarantee 100% that these are my thoughts and both of the voices in my head CAN and WILL confirm this (after much debate).

While I'm happy to hear both voices in my head I simply couldn't bare it if I had two faces (some people actually really like my face.... wish I did) so please don't read on if you think you can't handle the truth.

Cause the truth will set you free (like a piece of white fabric blowing in the wind).

PS I don't have wind

PPS Actually, I don't have it right now

PPPS I have had it in the past (hasn't everybody?)

PPPPS If you're an uber hot single male mid thirties-ish with grand aspirations to really make something of yourself...... than I've NEVER had wind

.. lots of hot air though.

(SHIT I just wasted my first post.... don't worry I'm going to post 4,187,966 more times.... even though no one's following my blog apart from Mrs Woog.... hi Mrs Woog)


A x




16 comments:

  1. Hey Adam...Great first post :) U r hilarious!!!!

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    1. Little Paper Lane you are officially my very first comment for which I will be forever grateful! Was hoping to give $1M to ye who first commented, but I STILL can't find a million. So apologies in advance. A x

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  2. Welcome to the blogging world Adam :-)

    Can you do me a favour though?

    Head to your Blogger Template Designer, Advanced, Add CSS and put in this line:
    .post-body img { max-width:500px; height: auto;}

    It should fix up your picture and stop it from overlapping the column...(will also stop future ones from doing the same!)

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    1. Miss Directions, I have so much envy for those smarter than and more talented than me. I am going to take your advice and attempt to sort just as you've suggested. And then when I fail, I'm going to try again and again. Thank you, wish me luck. A x

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    1. Spank you Ms Styling You. And welcome to my pink (but edited) world. Well, perhaps not THAT edited..... let's see where we end up. A x

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  4. Hey Miss directions will that work on our blog as well?
    http://www.eacsoft.com/blog.aspx

    Great to see you blogging Adam!

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    1. Spank you for l'words of kindness. Wish me luck. A x

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  5. Woop woop, following your blog now haha! You can check out mine if you like it. I hope your blog brings giggles to me!

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    1. Will certainly try to bring the giggles spunk. A x

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  6. I keep trying to comment, but it hates me!

    Welcome to blog land.. where you will feel like your back in high school all over again! but boy o boy is it fun!

    Meagan
    http://ciderinthesun.com

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  7. My blog hates you? Don't worry, I'm convinced half of Sydney hates me! My blog actually hates me too as it has taken me this long to work out HOW to reply. A x

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  8. Welcome to the blogging world Adam!

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  9. Welcome Adam! :) I look forward to reading more of your blog soon.

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