Tuesday, 28 August 2012

Kath & Kim-DUH-rella (the Emotion Picture)

They've stepped OUT of the good room!

Lover of 'Slow Screws Against the Wall' Kath Day-Knight....

Foxy moron Princess Kimmy Craig nee Day....

Baron Sharon Strzelecki....

and Fountain Lake sausage and man bag expert Kell Knight are currently loading up their Diahatsu Charade and backing up their over sized ritzy 'fairy tails' to a cinema screen near you.

KATH AND KIMDERELLA, The Movie (or as this horn bag likes to call it..... Kath and Kim-DUH-rella, the Emotion Picture) opens nationally September 6th and here's the inside DIRT:

It turns out Kath has warts (and all).

After purchasing a bottle of 'Wart Off' from Fountain Gate's Terry Patterson Pharmacy, Kath speed reads, enters AND wins the trip of a lifetime for 2 to fly premium economy to a tiny European Kingdom called Papilloma in Italy (which remarkably resembles Positano in Italy) but is ruled by a Spanish King (who remarkably is Spanish and NOT Italian.... but is a king in Italy.... but actually isn't even a king).

Confused? Me too! But so's Sharon (turns out Sharon might wanna be a queen!).

If you loved the series and it's lowest common denominator poke at little Aussie-isms featuring cheap wigs, cheap costuming and fabulously entertaining cheap story lines..... 

then you're DEFINITELY going to love the fill-ums lowest common denominator poke at little Aussie-isms featuring cheap wigs, cheap costuming and fabulously entertaining cheap story lines shot on expensive film in expensive locations with very expensive technicolor post production and one expensive smoke ring special effect (and a cameo by Alex Perry.... now THAT'S expensive).

FYI: Exactly how real queen Dame Edna arrives in the fill-um can NOT count as a special effect.

Considering the royal wedding theme of the movie, I was genuinely hoping to see a naked Prince Harry getting hitched in Vegas. Instead I had to settle for a naked Kell on a tarmac.... but I still liked it.

Kath and Kim is as Australian as a yummy mummy sippin' on a cool glass'a C'ardonnay in the good room. It was ny-ioce, different, un-ewes-yewl. The fill-um spoke to me.... it said “look at moiye, look at moiye, Kimmoieye, look at moiye ploi-se”.

Kath and Kimderella, The Movie opens nationally September 6th. It looks a hundred bucks!

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